This is me, Eccles

This is me, Eccles
This is me, Eccles

Tuesday 5 May 2015

Cardinal says that Jesus had two heads

The Vatican's logo for the Jubilee Year of Mercy is proving controversial, as it is based on a new theory of Cardinal Kasper ("the Pope's jester") that Our Lord had two heads.

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Sr Wendy Beckett writes: What a delightful painting this is. We see a two-headed man on skis, wearing an unusual scarf.

Although the Dicephalist heresy is already embodied in pagan culture, and expressed in sayings such as "Two heads are better than one" (or the Orwellists' "One head good, two heads better"), it is certainly unsupported by scripture and tradition. Cardinal Kasper's revival of this heresy is distinctly worrying, and we are waiting for Cardinals Burke, Pell, Napier, Sarah, etc. to give definitive guidance on the matter.

Zaphod

St Zaphod of Beeblebrox (St Z): so holy that he grew a second head.

We did interview Cardinal Kasper, but he was having one of his less coherent days, and told us in no uncertain terms that he himself had seven heads, like the dragon in the Apocalypse. We made our excuses and left.


IMPORTANT. Some readers of this blog have questioned whether its author is really as saved as he claims to be. However he has now installed an "Ecclestone" in his garden, which should put the matter beyond doubt.

Ecclestone

The Ecclestone.

6 comments:

  1. What about "I told you that I was ill"

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  2. The Almighty needed 10, Miliband 6, and Eccles only 1. Such is the progress of humanity.

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  3. I have just looked up the logo to see if it was real - and it is! Oh dear.

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  4. St Bernard of Ecclestone would approve.

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  5. Why does the Vatican want to advertise its Masonic agenda? We see the large Masonic eye in blue as a backdrop. Then we see the shared "one eye" of the 2 men - again the Masonic symbol of the one eye. Then we have the ssm thing going on: 2 men becoming one flesh. And lastly, they ain't skiis - they are the Masonic compasses hiding behind Jesus.

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  6. Responding to Kasper's claim that he has two heads, Our Lord confirmed that the the good Cardinal does indeed have two faces.

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